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If you like my page you may also want to visit these kindred spirits:

Moo's Holstein Paradise
My rural Alter Ego (my family has been suspecting me of a double life). And he looks so young!

Monkey
Who would have thought that a monkey could be so muuh-like? Love him!

Gladys
She gets sick quite a bit and may not be a beauty but shares my passion for travelling.

Fling the cow!
Ouch - but what an unusual means of transportation! This is worth a try.



You always thought of Holstein cows as black and white, right? But "blue and grey" appeals to me as immensely professional - and that's what I am: thoughtful counselor, sophisticated philosopher, first-class traveler, business cow. But, alas, I cannot entirely conceal my mixed feelings regarding greying temples.

Read more about appearances and the ravages of time in my "Wanted" section - especially if you may be able to help!

Wanted - plastic surgery: A new coat for a middle-aged cow
You'll also learn everything you (n)ever wanted to know about

Travel : There's nothing like it for broadening the mind (and collecting miles)
Muuhphistication : After all, I'm a Highbrow Holstein
Friends : Quite a mixed bunch, but united in acknowledgement of my superiority
Rituals : Every good cult needs them! A certain fixation on cleaning rites might be diagnosed...
Muuh York : What a backdrop for a handsome soft toy!

Some cows have that je-ne-sais-quoi ... (and are modest, too). Think you might want to join the cult?

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